"Well come this here Jannyuwarry the United States will become an Obamanation." --Theodore Cook Jr.

Murphy's Law: it follows me around like a plague of gnats or giant storm cloud hanging over my head. I consider it sort of a personal curse. For the most I try to accept the resulting minor and major catastrophe's as "character building." On the other hand, if you know me well you also know that I will blame whatever I can on that blasted dead scientist for identifying the bane of my existance (it's not real mature but it takes the edge off).



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So.........as much out of morbid curiosity as anything else I took a personality test some time back. Surprisingly enough, the results were so often dead-on that I couldn't help to be amused--especially considering that the mystery genius hampster thing inside the computer analyzing my very own personal personality couldn't even spell. Of course if you were paying any attention to the run-on which just took place you'll understand why I'm on the run from the grammer police. I have to get back… Continue

Today is just another ordinary day in purgatory. Many of you may think that purgatory is a location, and further a false location at that (barring the possiblity that you have visited said place in one of your many parallel universe holidays). But no! I have discovered the truth, purgatory is not a place--it is a time!!! Particularly that time between college graduation and the securing of one's profession.



The concepts are still the same as traditionally conspired. I did not exactly… Continue

*Disclaimer: I am prone to telling stories that were only funny the moment they happened due to an unexplainable presence of laughing gas which randomly seeps into my oxygen stuff. To me this is of much more concern than the growing holes in the ozone layer but somehow I am no more capapable of communicating this to the proper authorities than I am at making you laugh with the following anecdote.



To begin-- after depressing myself with the previous disclaimer I now wish to redefine… Continue